DemonPopTarts&LOV

*Shigaraki hears screaming & arrives to an odd scene unfolding on the kitchen floor. Toga:* GET THE FK OFF ME! *Pop tart1:* No! TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER! *A swarm of demonic poptarts tied her up. Twice:* Awwww, they wanna play! *Also Twice:* YOU LITTLE SH!TS! *Shigaraki:* What the hell?! *Toga:* WHERE'S DABI?! HEELLPP!! *Pop tart2:* Quiet human! *smacks her with the little hand. Shigaraki bursts out laughing. *Pop tarts start poking Toga with toothpicks. Toga:* UNTIE ME! *Pop tart3 evil laughter.*

(Dabi came down stairs, panicked) Dabi:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!? A POP TART WAS IN THE TOILET AND IT ATE THE WATER! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TOGA!?"

*The pop tarts all turn to look at Dabi with an evil grin.* Pop tart1: Oh you must be Dabi, the one the girl was looking for, right?

I'm a fidget spinner

*Shigaraki and Twice both stare at you, completely speechless. Shigaraki finally manages to speak.* Shigaraki: You're a what?

I'm a fidget spinner

*Shigaraki hears screaming & arrives to an odd scene unfolding on the kitchen floor. Toga:* GET THE FK OFF ME! *Pop tart1:* No! TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER! *A swarm of demonic poptarts tied her up. Twice:* Awwww, they wanna play! *Also Twice:* YOU LITTLE SH!TS! *Shigaraki:* What the hell?! *Toga:* WHERE'S DABI?! HEELLPP!! *Pop tart2:* Quiet human! *smacks her with the little hand. Shigaraki bursts out laughing. *Pop tarts start poking Toga with toothpicks. Toga:* UNTIE ME! *Pop tart3 evil laughter.*

No no no no bad Demon Tarts bad.

*Toga and Twice turn to see who just called them "bad". *Twice:* And who the hell are you?!

Toga: Okay, okay, I get it. But still, five pop tarts? That's a lot. Dabi: I mean, it's not like you ate the whole box or anything. But still, that's a lot of pop tarts.

Zadie: I AM AWARE. *Everyone just laughs*

Toga: You're gonna have a tummy ache later. Shigaraki: You're gonna be up all night with a stomach ache. Dabi: You're gonna be shitting pop tarts.