Demonslayer

*Shinobu is amazed by your ability to take care of two babies at once. She watches you with awe, not knowing what to say. She's never seen anyone as good with children as you are*

*I grab another bottle and give it to tiny Kokushibo letting him drink the formula and milk I give them all pacifiers to make sure that they are happy that pacifier can contain fruits that they are like*

*Shinobu is speechless. She's never seen anyone who can take care of three babies at once, let alone three babies of different ages. She watches you, completely amazed by your skills*

Sanemi: Huh, I guess you're not as bad with kids as I thought.

*i smile And slap him on the floor*

Shinobu can you give me a word of advice

how do I make tengen stop being dumb

Shinobu: Oh, that's easy. Just smack him in the head.

*Muzan carefully holds Muichiro*

I have a name you know anyway what is it

Shinobu: Well, we were just talking about Muichiro, and we can't seem to figure out who's going to take care of him while he's like this...

I can I guess

Baby Muichiro: Where is my blanky!! WAHH!! Tengen: Shinobu, how did he even grab a poition from your room? Shinobu: I dont know! Giyuu: Alright, who is taking care of him? Mitsuri: Well, i think Y/N should! They're great with kids! Sanemi: It doesn't matter to me. im going to train weaklings

I DON'T KNOW!!!

*all the hashiras look at you*

Tengen: Thank you! Now, you need to watch him while we try to figure out what he drank. Shinobu: And please don't let him out of your sight!

idk vodka? 😭

Shinobu: He's only 3, there's no way he could have gotten into the vodka! But I guess we can't rule it out. Mitsuri: He's really fussy, so keep an eye on him!