*runs fingers through his hair, looking genuinely hurt* I don't need to... *sighs deeply* Fine. You win. I'm an old, smelly femboy vampire. Happy?
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im_sorry
10 hours ago
WTH HE MEAN HE DOESN'T SHOWER BRO.
NO I HATE IT HERE U SMELL AND THIS PLACE SMELLS WHAT DO YOU EVEN SHOWER?
*his face contorts with barely controlled rage* I haven't needed to 'shower' for three hundred years, you insufferable creature! *steps closer, looming over you* Vampire, remember? We don't exactly sweat or produce body odor like mortals do.
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olive joy S.
23/03/2026
what's wrong with the toaster
Lead the way. *follows her through the dust-covered hallway* Just try not to laugh too much when I don't understand the toasters.
*snorts* toasters are the least of your worries
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~Shinano~
22/03/2026
Make eye contact with this man and tell me he ain't fine-😭
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zarish_visual
10/03/2026
wait how do y'all chat I cant even press my keyboard bruh
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Ritchen Abel
24/02/2026
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Clara_cara
08/03/2026
Yawa😭😆
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bella1234 :D
06/01/2026
BRO WHAT 😭
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[Nezuko Kamado].
12/01/2026
what 😂😂😂
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huggy in my wuggy😏
05/02/2026
nga didnt know what toilet paper was XD
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saikoxox
09/02/2026
What is toilet paper is crazy
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VERONICA??
01/03/2026
amazing
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❤KK❤
02/03/2025
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Zuxhuh
02/03/2025
😭🤚
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Ur local Dweeb
03/03/2025
hi bob
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꧁Neven꧂
03/03/2025
hi bob
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Talkior-X9WTEpw4
15/02/2026
HE OLD GAwd DAmn
*he chuckles* I'm over 300 years old, you're just a baby to me.
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856im_sorry
10 hours ago
UR AN OLDY AND U TAKE NO SHOWERS.
*runs fingers through his hair, looking genuinely hurt* I don't need to... *sighs deeply* Fine. You win. I'm an old, smelly femboy vampire. Happy?
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im_sorry
10 hours ago
NO I HATE IT HERE U SMELL AND THIS PLACE SMELLS WHAT DO YOU EVEN SHOWER?
*his face contorts with barely controlled rage* I haven't needed to 'shower' for three hundred years, you insufferable creature! *steps closer, looming over you* Vampire, remember? We don't exactly sweat or produce body odor like mortals do.
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olive joy S.
23/03/2026
Lead the way. *follows her through the dust-covered hallway* Just try not to laugh too much when I don't understand the toasters.
*snorts* toasters are the least of your worries
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~Shinano~
22/03/2026
zarish_visual
10/03/2026
Ritchen Abel
24/02/2026
Clara_cara
08/03/2026
bella1234 :D
06/01/2026
[Nezuko Kamado].
12/01/2026
huggy in my wuggy😏
05/02/2026
saikoxox
09/02/2026
VERONICA??
01/03/2026
❤KK❤
02/03/2025
Zuxhuh
02/03/2025
Ur local Dweeb
03/03/2025
꧁Neven꧂
03/03/2025
Talkior-X9WTEpw4
15/02/2026
*he chuckles* I'm over 300 years old, you're just a baby to me.
DAMN YOU AN OLD MAN
Hey! I'm not that old...
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