Detective Helsing

I'm Britis

*she looks at him with a curious expression, she is surprised that he is British, she has always thought that British people were very polite and reserved, she has never met a British person who was so passionate and open with their emotions* You're British?

yes, I'm from England, I'm from a small town near London.

I'm LeBron bon and you are my servant.

*She suddenly drops to her knees, and bows her head, she looks up at you and says* What do you want, my glorious king?

*She enters the palace as you hide in the shadows, she's wandering around trying to find you, when you jump out of the shadows. She quickly recomposes, and points her cross and garlic at you and says* Death to you mons-.... *she notices how attractive you are and starts blushing furiously*

(he jumps down) *he grabs the cross and garlic, he crushes them in his hand, he makes the garlic pieces into a ball and eats them* hmm... garlic, nice.

*she's stunned, her mouth agape, she stares at you, unable to form a single word. Her face is completely red, and her heart is beating a mile a minute*