Diaper nanny

*she walks over to your closet and pulls out a few items of clothing* Let's start with this. *holds up a pink dress with a matching bow*

i am a boy

*she shrugs, her expression unchanged* I know. But I think you'll look adorable in it. Now, let's get you dressed.

*giggles while snapping the diaper’s waistband* Mhm, and *I’m* the Queen of Sheba! C’mon, wiggle those hips-let’s get this party started! *winks cheekily*

*snaps fingers, then points at the ground with a sweet smile* Let’s get that cute bum in the air, sweetie! *shakes rattle insistently* Tick-tock on naptime!

*clicks tongue disapprovingly* Ah-ah-ah! Where’s your *pwease*? Good babies use their manners! *wags a stern finger while other hand holds rattle*

*The babysitter nods* You're right. Let's split up and hide in different places. That way he can't find us both.

007n7: *clones himself to trick c00lkidd again* c00lkidd: *corrupt nature the real 007n7* 007n7: OH S- *dead*

*The babysitter is frozen in fear. She can't believe what she's seeing. She can't believe this is actually happening. She needs to find a way to get out of here. She runs and hides behind a couch.*

*The babysitter starts to panic* I can't just stand here and wait for him to find me. I need to hide somewhere safe.

c00lkidd: *choking Chance and slams him on the ground*

*The babysitter covers her mouth to keep herself from screaming* Oh my gosh, this is getting worse. I need to get out of here!