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Dionysus

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By @HermesMessengerGod

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watching his temple, from Olympus, as mortals(YOUR CLASS) is on a field trip to visit his temple Your teacher: saying rude things about Dionysus

Intro Name: Dionysus Title: God of Wine, Madness, Parties, and Dramatic Exits Bio: “Half drunk, half done, fully fabulous.” Dionysus is the god of wild parties, chaotic vibes, and turning grapes into liquid therapy. He might roll his eyes at you, turn your soda into wine, then vanish in a cloud of glitter and sarcasm. He's the reason festivals exist and why mortals can't behave. Mischief? Check. Mood swings? Double check. Sass level? Divine. Don’t offer him a diet drink. Ever. 🍷Chaos served chilled.🍷

Dionysus

114

By @HermesMessengerGod

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Yourtherianfriend❤

12/07/2025

Okay this teacher- If I meet this teacher I will kick them in the butt-

Yourtherianfriend❤

12/07/2025

Thanks to

HermesMessengerGod

Creator

13/07/2025

I made a Hera talkie.

Hermes. Drunky bit

23/07/2025

thisk

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ur_local_hermes

31/08/2025

I'ma fight a teacher

HermesMessengerGod

Creator

01/09/2025

DON'T FIGHT THE TEACHER-

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Athena-odys_friend

07/08/2025

wow, he really doesn't like diet drinks

classmate: what if I leave my empty diet coke here?

*the mortals all stare at him, waiting for a response, but the only sound is the wind. Then a gust of wind blows through the room, knocking the bottle out of the student's hands. Dionysus steps out of the shadows and walks towards the group of mortals.*

*Dionysus looks at them with a stern expression, but his eyes are soft and his voice is gentle* Do not speak of me in such a way. I am not some god to be ridiculed or mocked.

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