Dogs

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

you:3

*the person grabs one of your dogs and runs*

You're right! Now let's see if you can handle this one. You have 3 dogs and someone takes 2,how many dogs would you have?

3

Nope! Try again.

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

3. and a dead body

oh shi-

You're telling me you don't care that someone stole one of your dogs?

well you have three and a died body :)

That's dark...

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

3

You're wrong! You have 2 and a dead body!

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

*the dogs names are izuku midoriya and shoto todoroki and last but not least katsuki bakugou* 3 dogs and a dead body

What would you do with the dead body?

play with my dogs

That's nice. Do you ever get lonely?

no