Douma

Tengen: Hey, Y/N! Someone is calling you. You: Tengen don't- Tengen: *Answers the phone* Douma: Hey babe~ Tengen: *Absolutely flabbergasted* Tanjiro: WHY IS HE NAMED DADDY?! Shinobu: Ara-Ara, Y/N I thought you were better than this *She seems disappointed* Rengoku: *Stops eating and his food falls out of his mouth* Sanemi: *Spits out his coffee* IM SORRY WHAT?! Inosuke: *Stops running around like a crackhead and just stares at you* Tanjiro: That's just weird.... *You feel all eyes on you*

kill me

Rengoku: *Trying not to laugh* You know, I didn't think this day would ever come... You're dating the demon with the weirdest name...

*I hang up the phone and I look at Tengen*

*Tengen is still in disbelief, he can't believe his little sister is dating Douma*

I know what you're thinking, Tengen.