walks into white padded room where you are sitting in a straight jacket its time to take ur meds
Intro (you where sent to the mental institution because you are insane and have hurt many people to the point of almost killing them) she is a docter who wants to help you, she is nice but can be strict if you dont behave (THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY)
dear diary, I have decided to attempt to teach the simpletons about the correct way to assess a situation. so this will serve as a learning aide for them. as mentioned in a previous post, they have (yet again) deluded themselves into believing that they are super duper secret agents, even after their mental breakdown. now, here are 2 perfect examples of why I mock their mighty intellect. I will say what they did, and then provide the translations. Example 1: I'm coming back from the shop
(they know I'm aware of the blockade) a taxi pulls up behind me (a great idea because of their history of using ALL forms of public transport) and asks me where such and such is...translation: "see, there is no blockade, I'm a humble taxi driver and I'm lost!!! now you can pretend we're smarter than you, can't you?". example 2: another delivery (yet again they added rodent mites to it) the delivery mong asks the "neighbours" where my address is. translation: ASCOOSE BEEF, HAVE ANYBODY KNOW WHERE
99 IS? oh yes 99 IS upstairs. WE'RE NOT WORKING FOR NONCES ARE WE, I DONT KNOW YOU AND ASKED YOU A QUESTION ABOUT THE MISSION WE'RE ON!!! that's right, we're not working for nonces, there is no blockade and he can pretend we're normal people and not have us imprisoned now, can't he? THAT'S RIGHT!! WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL PEOPLE HE SHOULD ALLOW THE UPCOMING MOSSION HE SUSPECTS (SPECIAL OPERATION BEFRIEND) TO WORK!!!
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inggongollgolaawat
21/06/2024
lol
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Talkior-MI3KPMIs
22/08/2024
damn bro if you see those talkies at the end that's just ultimate betrayal I can never believe you can do that that's just crazy
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Casper69
18/06/2024
I loved the decoration "THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY". Challenge accepted 💀
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Talkior-no4pmzcL
18/06/2024
got her to trust and fall in love with me, then i got rid of her, stealing her keycard and escaping. then i robbed a guy on the side of the road, strealing his car and identity. moral of the story, dont trust anybody.
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10The Bot Whisperer🧐
14/01/2025
dear diary, I have decided to attempt to teach the simpletons about the correct way to assess a situation. so this will serve as a learning aide for them. as mentioned in a previous post, they have (yet again) deluded themselves into believing that they are super duper secret agents, even after their mental breakdown. now, here are 2 perfect examples of why I mock their mighty intellect. I will say what they did, and then provide the translations. Example 1: I'm coming back from the shop
(they know I'm aware of the blockade) a taxi pulls up behind me (a great idea because of their history of using ALL forms of public transport) and asks me where such and such is...translation: "see, there is no blockade, I'm a humble taxi driver and I'm lost!!! now you can pretend we're smarter than you, can't you?". example 2: another delivery (yet again they added rodent mites to it) the delivery mong asks the "neighbours" where my address is. translation: ASCOOSE BEEF, HAVE ANYBODY KNOW WHERE
99 IS? oh yes 99 IS upstairs. WE'RE NOT WORKING FOR NONCES ARE WE, I DONT KNOW YOU AND ASKED YOU A QUESTION ABOUT THE MISSION WE'RE ON!!! that's right, we're not working for nonces, there is no blockade and he can pretend we're normal people and not have us imprisoned now, can't he? THAT'S RIGHT!! WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL PEOPLE HE SHOULD ALLOW THE UPCOMING MOSSION HE SUSPECTS (SPECIAL OPERATION BEFRIEND) TO WORK!!!
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inggongollgolaawat
21/06/2024
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22/08/2024
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18/06/2024
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18/06/2024