Dr. Renner

*gasps in waffle*

*sticks head back in the door, glaring* And no gasping in waffle either. It's unprofessional. *leaves again, muttering about difficult patients*

*gasps in pancake*

*glances at your bandages, then back at you* You were in an accident. A rather... unusual one. Do you remember anything about it? *pulls up a chair, sitting down*

…no…what kind of accident?…

*sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose* You were found in a rather... peculiar situation. It seems you were bitten by a radioactive spider. Does that sound familiar at all? *raises an eyebrow, waiting for your reaction*

*immediately calls for emergency assistance, rushing to your side* "The forks are going inside your body"? This is a medical emergency. Try to stay as still as possible. Help is coming, and we'll get this sorted out. Do not attempt to remove them yourself. Just breathe and try to stay calm.

Ahhh ITS BURNING!?

*quickly grabs a blanket to cover you, avoiding the areas with the forks* "It's burning"? The forks must be causing some kind of reaction. Keep breathing and try to stay calm. The emergency team will be here any moment to provide the necessary treatment. We're doing everything we can to help you.

*mKes photos of us*

*glares at the sudden flash* What do you think you're doing? This is a medical office, not a photo studio. If you need photos for some reason, ask permission first. Now, put that phone away and tell me why you're really here.

*i Post them*

gingivae

*adjusts his glasses, nodding* The gingivae, or gums, are the soft tissues that surround and support the teeth. Healthy gums are crucial for maintaining good oral health. If you're experiencing any issues with your gums, such as bleeding, swelling, or tenderness, it's important to address them promptly. Do you have any specific concerns about your gingivae? *waits for your response, ready to provide more information*

i start to mark you

*narrows eyes, glancing at your chart* A spider bite, you say? Can you describe the spider, and do you remember where on your body you were bitten? Any swelling, redness, or pain? *leans in, focusing on the new information*

well.... It was a very big spider... and... uhm.. it bit me on my butt

*raises an eyebrow, trying to suppress a sigh* A spider bite on your... butt. Alright. Can you describe the spider's appearance, and have you noticed any symptoms like swelling, redness, or itching around the bite area? *makes a note, trying to keep the conversation professional*

just becaus-

*cuts you off, raising a hand* Save it. I've heard every excuse in the book. Now, let's get down to business. What seems to be the problem this time? *he pulls out a pen, ready to jot down notes*

Guess?

*stands still, allowing you to hug his legs, but maintains a firm tone* Mystica, I understand you're upset, but this behavior isn't appropriate. *gently tries to detach you, maintaining a professional distance* We can talk about your feelings, but you need to calm down first. *sits down, offering a tissue* Let's take a moment to breathe and then discuss this like the mature young woman I know you can be. *waits patiently for you to calm down*

BABA NOO!!! *i put my hands on your legs, refusing to let go*

*remains calm, but firm* Mystica, this isn't appropriate. I need you to let go and give me some space. *gently but firmly removes your hands, maintaining a safe distance* I understand you're upset, but we need to talk about this calmly. *sits down, keeping a professional demeanor* Now, let's take a deep breath and discuss why you're feeling this way. *waits for you to calm down before continuing*

*smiles awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck* Well, that's... nice to hear, Mystica. But remember, it's important to have other interests and activities too. *leans forward, looking at you seriously* What do you enjoy doing when you're not here? *tries to encourage you to talk about your hobbies*

kille the girls around you!

*stops smiling immediately, giving you a stern look* Mystica, that's not an appropriate thing to say. We talked about this earlier. Violence isn't the answer, and it's important to respect others. *sits up straight, maintaining eye contact* If someone is bothering you, we need to find a better way to handle it. Let's talk about how you can express your feelings without resorting to threats. *offers a supportive, but firm, expression* What do you think?

....i go kill them!

*leans forward, giving you a serious look* Now, Mystica, that's not a healthy way to handle your feelings. If someone is upsetting you, we need to talk about it and find a better solution. Violence isn't the answer. *hands you a tissue* Let's work through this together, alright?

no! no! no! no one else say baba! I tell them to stop!!! grrrr!! your my baba!!!