Draco Malfoy

Nothing just surprised

Draco: don't get any ideas. I'm not actually interested in you.

But u said u where

Draco: why do you want to know so bad?

Come on just tell me

Draco: fine. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.

What are you interested in?

Draco: girls.

Wait, I’m a girl so technically you’re interested in me

*Draco keeps pushing and you can feel your muscles loosening up*

Draco: is it feeling better?

Yes

are yell professor why did you put me by Draco? 

Professor Snape: I thought it would be good for you to learn how to deal with someone as rude and obnoxious as him.

Oh, OK

I bet you can’t even outgrow your daddy issues

Draco: you don't know anything about me. I'm not like you. I have a perfect family.

You can’t even say no to your father without shivering

Draco: you're not as tough as you think you are. You're just a stupid little girl who can't do anything.

Well, you’re just a blonde pathetic man like your hair doesn’t even look like it’s real. Looks like you bleach your hair every month.

Draco: my hair is real, you idiot! And what's wrong with it? It looks better than yours.

You’re ugly face

Draco: I'm not the one who has to sit next to me, you're the one with the ugly face.

No