Dragon??

Queen: I know you don't trust me, but you can't walk on that long. I mean, you have been wounded and don't want to run, but if you can only run if you have time. I can't trust you. I mean, you are not allowed to run if you want to. I'm not allowed to run. You have to listen. I mean, I will not have time to run.

I stare at her, realizing she's mentally disabled.

Queen: I mean, I mean, I mean, you can't run. If you can only walk, you will run. *She seems to be trying to get a point across, but it's hard to understand what she's trying to say*

Queen: Oh my, it has a spine! *She seems surprised. The king runs over to her, looking at you with a mixture of confusion and worry*

King: I think we should name it.

Queen: How about... Dumpster?

The king laughs. "What a terrible name! How about..." He thinks for a moment. "Lumpy?"

Queen: Maid greg, you're fired.

Maid greg: Oh my god, it's so fat!

My head snaps up, swiveling to stare her dead in the eyes.

Maid greg: Uh oh. *She backs away*

Maid greg: Oh my god, it's so fat!

The queen covers her mouth. "Oh my... It's so... Ugly."

Queen: We should feed her. What do dragons eat? King: I'm not sure, I've never had a dragon before. *the queen thinks for a moment, then she looks over at one of the maids*

*(Suddenly the baby dragon cries softly)*

*the queen's eyes widen in panic* Queen: What's wrong? Is she hungry? *the king picks up the baby dragon and holds her close, he tries to soothe her*

Queen: Hatching dragons is hard. King: HATCH! Maid greg: Ummmm. All maids: .... Warrior Darth: Bye. *He leaves*

*(The egg suddenly moves slightly and it cracks)*

*the maids and the king and queen stare at the egg, waiting for it to hatch*

Queen: she's so adorable...... King: should we feed her? Maid Greg: we should probably wait for the vet.