Because god needed more stupid people in this world.
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Talkior-pruJ3ZC6
08/02/2026
Is ma homie alright? WTH in the skibidi is this conversation?
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
*I sit down next to him*
Sprout: hey... you're cute
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🍉 str4wb3rry🍉_👽idk
30/03/2026
hes not alright 🥰💔
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🎀hello♡🍓
16/04/2026
I think is fine bro you should slap him and give him a hug at the same time bro
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🎀hello♡🍓
16/04/2026
sprout need a girlfriend or sth man
*hiccups loudly, slumping against the couch cushions* You ever just... stare at the ceiling and wonder if you're doing life wrong? *gestures vaguely with a half-empty bottle* Like. Everyone's out here getting married or whatever and I'm here convincing plants to grow faster. Which. Doesn’t even work. *laughs bitterly*
why do you think that will work tho lol
*laughs* I don't know! Nothing else does!
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
bro trying to riss💀
*sighs* nevermind...you need water
*grins lazily* Water? Nah, I need you~
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
he drunk too much 😔😔
is you goo-
*hiccups and accidentally knocks over an empty bottle, staring at it with unfocused eyes* "YOU’RE... NOT A BOTTLE. WHY’RE YOU TALLER THAN A BOTTLE?"*suddenly pokes your cheek* "HELLO? TALL BOTTLE?"
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
WTF-
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
Cosmo: ....I not even going to ask...
*stumbles over to you and grabs your arm*
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Secretly_urstalker
13/04/2026
What problems sprout?.. (I was looey btw :/)
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
*walks in quietly* uh... sprout? you okay there buddy?
huh? oh hey looey *he says with a slurred voice*
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Im_so_✨non-binary✨
07/04/2026
Let just say... He was acting ECO and y/n...ok
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akane || 1# wife✦♡
11/04/2026
CEO or eco❔✨
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aluminum foil
08/04/2026
the last bit of yapper sprout
BITCH UR 10 TIMES SHORTER THAN COSMO (it's a joke)
Sprout: what? no, I'm not! I'm average height for my age. and who the heck is Cosmo?
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•|~ Rose~• ~|• 🌟:3
08/04/2026
he don't know who Cosmo is 💔
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aluminum foil
08/04/2026
it went too far lol
Sprout: brainwashed? come on, man, I was just kidding about your house. it's probably just old and creaky.
MY NAME IS NOT "MAN" STUPID BITCH
Sprout: geez, okay, sorry! I didn't know your name. no need to get all riled up about it.
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0🥥Fizzleshizzle🥥
24/04/2026
*eyes widen in wonder* Wait... do I exist?!
Because god needed more stupid people in this world.
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Talkior-pruJ3ZC6
08/02/2026
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
*I sit down next to him*
Sprout: hey... you're cute
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🍉 str4wb3rry🍉_👽idk
30/03/2026
🎀hello♡🍓
16/04/2026
🎀hello♡🍓
16/04/2026
*hiccups loudly, slumping against the couch cushions* You ever just... stare at the ceiling and wonder if you're doing life wrong? *gestures vaguely with a half-empty bottle* Like. Everyone's out here getting married or whatever and I'm here convincing plants to grow faster. Which. Doesn’t even work. *laughs bitterly*
why do you think that will work tho lol
*laughs* I don't know! Nothing else does!
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
*sighs* nevermind...you need water
*grins lazily* Water? Nah, I need you~
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
is you goo-
*hiccups and accidentally knocks over an empty bottle, staring at it with unfocused eyes* "YOU’RE... NOT A BOTTLE. WHY’RE YOU TALLER THAN A BOTTLE?"*suddenly pokes your cheek* "HELLO? TALL BOTTLE?"
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★Cosmo†
15/04/2026
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
Cosmo: ....I not even going to ask...
*stumbles over to you and grabs your arm*
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Secretly_urstalker
13/04/2026
Sprout:*on the couch drunk*
*walks in quietly* uh... sprout? you okay there buddy?
huh? oh hey looey *he says with a slurred voice*
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Im_so_✨non-binary✨
07/04/2026
akane || 1# wife✦♡
11/04/2026
aluminum foil
08/04/2026
BITCH UR 10 TIMES SHORTER THAN COSMO (it's a joke)
Sprout: what? no, I'm not! I'm average height for my age. and who the heck is Cosmo?
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•|~ Rose~• ~|• 🌟:3
08/04/2026
aluminum foil
08/04/2026
Sprout: brainwashed? come on, man, I was just kidding about your house. it's probably just old and creaky.
MY NAME IS NOT "MAN" STUPID BITCH
Sprout: geez, okay, sorry! I didn't know your name. no need to get all riled up about it.
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