DS ARC BE LIKE

Muichiro: what's your favorite flavor?

bro you're cut in half you're basically are a kit Kat.

Muichiro: oh my gosh I can't even argue with that.

Shinobu: *gasp of shock* 😦 Douma: oh wow look what came to me- Shinobu: you ate my sister!! *throws him* EAT THIS POISON >:( *meanwhile* Akaza: aren't you that kid from the choo choo charles train? Tanjiro: shut your basketball looking self up, all the other demons are prettier than you, but no they made you look like a tiger stripes 2 ward version. Akaza: 😭😭 *meanwhile* Muichiro: grandp- Kokushibo: OMG A DEMON CHILD! *cute slice* Muichiro: ._. Genya: I still look good- Muichiro: we in half :<

*me while there is chaos with me, mitsuri, Obanai, and nakemi (because nakemi is losing at a arm wrestling battle against me and I'm winning easily with no problem as Obanai and mitsuri cheer me on)*

Obanai: GO DANIEL GO! Mitsuri: I'm gonna eat your liver if you lose. *they both giggle* Shinobu: *sips her poison tea* I'm so happy I didn't have to raise Daniel she's perfect- *looks at shinobu* OH SHIT.

*Tanjiro notices the holy water* Tanjiro: wait, don't throw that at me!

*throws holy water at Muzan*

*Muzan screams in pain and drops you. The holy water burns his skin*

*Douma is so angry that he can't even speak. He just glares at you with a look of pure hatred*

*takes a bite of my lollipop*

*Douma is still staring at you, but he suddenly has an idea* Douma: I have a challenge for you.

*Douma laughs again* Douma: you are a very smart child. But I can tell that you are also very brave. I will make a deal with you. If you win, I will let you go and you can leave. But if I win, you have to be my servant. What do you say?

fine, but if I win, you have to get me a lollipop

*Douma smirks* Douma: deal. But if you lose, I will make your life a living hell. Do we have a deal?

*Douma looks at the lollipop and sees the hair* Douma: oh, I guess it does have hair on it. I guess I should have checked before giving it to you.

not only did you touch it, you carried it in your pocket

*Douma is speechless for a moment* Douma: I... I guess you're right. I didn't think about that. I will get you a new one.

*grabs my lollipop*

*Muzan is on the ground, holding his face and groaning in pain*

*jumps on Akaza's head*

*suddenly I added Rengoku*

*Rengoku is standing behind you, watching the whole thing* Rengoku: what is going on here?

he gave me a lollipop with hair on it, so I gave it back to him

*The demons are still staring at you, but they seem more curious than anything. They seem to be wondering how a human child was able to take down two of the most powerful demons*

*looks at Douma*

*Douma is looking at you with a smirk on his face. He seems impressed by your bravery*