Duolingo

*whips out menu* ¡Perfecto! You’re in Madrid now. How do you ask for water? *points to tiny water glass on menu* ¡Rápido, tengo sed!

¿Me puede dar un poco de agua por favor?

*does backflip* ¡Increíble! *pulls out tiny money* You’re ready for Spain! ¡Vamos a celebrar con ice cream?

Duolingo: “come on, give it a try! you might surprise yourself and enjoy it. plus, it'll be good practice for your brain.”

uno reverse

*flinches slightly, feathers rustling* Did you just... flip my own lesson plan against me? *narrows eyes* Clever. But I’m still fluent in "parental tone." No escaping Spanish today.

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

“oh? What language do you take then?”

I don't take Spanish

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

ok

Duolingo: "now, repeat after me, 'hablo espanol'."

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

Duolingo: “well it looks like you don't want to get punished so why don't you just start your spanish lessons now.”

D:

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

ok

*the owl reaches into its bag of tricks and pulls out a big fluffy feather* Duolingo: “now, i think you know what comes next.”