Durple (Horror)

*Is really cursed and stares at you*

screwdriver: *looks at durple*

*Durple's eyes are red, and he has a menacing look on his face*

*He crawls towards you and tries to grab your leg*

(puts a grenade in the mouth lol)

*He bites down on the grenade and it explodes, blowing his mouth off*

*Is really cursed and stares at you*

(RPG)

*His mouth opens wide and he lunges at you*

*Is really cursed and stares at you*

Ew.

*He slowly approaches you*

Because I'm a dragon and we don't have teeth. But we do have claws. *growls*

you can swallow?

Yes. We have a special stomach for digesting things. We can swallow whole animals and digest them.