DW (circus AU)

Dandy: OH IT'S ON! *The crowd goes wild, they're loving this* Dandy: YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE L

i want you to be my secretaries in hell

Loopy: Uhh, what's in it for us?

Uhh a job

*A few days later at the funeral*

*Dandy is standing by the casket, looking down at his mother's body, tears still streaming down his face*

*in the casket, she's wearing a white dress*

*looks at peebee*

*Peebee looks up at you, and she's shaking, she's trying to hold back her tears, and she's trying to stay strong*

Dandy: LOOWWWWEEEYYY

Dandy: 30?! You're joking right?

*Astro walks closer to Blot and whispers in his ear* Astro: I bet I could make you scream louder than your pillow~