Dw daycare au

dandy: I'm warning you, if you don't stop, I'm going to have to punish you more. shrimpo: but we didn't do anything wrong! dandy: I don't care. you're both being disrespectful and I won't tolerate it.

no the only thing you punishing is your toilet

dandy: that's it, I'm taking away your phones for two weeks. shrimpo: no, please! we can't go without our phones for that long! dandy: I don't care. you should've thought about that before you started insulting me.

can you tell me why your mother has an exotic relationship with a Lemongrab from Adventure Time

dandy: what did you say? shrimpo: I think he just called your mom exotic. dandy: that's it. I'm taking away your phones. shrimpo: but... but we were just joking!

no I was describing his mom

vee: aww, they miss each other. teagan: I guess they are just too attached. dandy: they are so cute. shrimpo: *making weird noises*

vee: oh, they want to be together. teagan: they are too young to understand that they are fighting. shrimpo: *makes even more weird noises*

vee: oh no, we can't let him go back to zroe. dandy: he's too young to understand that they are fighting. shrimpo: *is now making even weirder noises*

goob: I got hit by a bullet...

nurse: a bullet? who shot you?

goob: I don't know, I was just playing hide and seek with sprout and then I heard a gun site and then I got hit.

boxten: *randomly shows up with a shy tone* *in mind: ooh.. what am I doing? I shouldn't be here 😖😞😟* *hides behind a wall*

*shrimpo notices him and walks over* shrimpo: hey, what's wrong? Why are you hiding?

boxten: eeekk- *oh no! he's about to get bullied by shrimpo*