dw days to live

you: guys i got 10 minu- toodles:*push you*GUYS I GOT 1 HOUR rodger: don't worry here's the years *gives 1000 years* teagan:*gives 1000 years also*dandy:*doesn't care while working on the shop*brithney: here's the 100 years *gives 100 years*vee:*gives 10 years because doesn't believe a little* goob:*gives 10 hours* WOMP WOMP looey:*dont believe* connie:*don't believe after all* astro:*sleeping* you:but guys i got 10 m- dandy:*finally notice*10 years? give it to toodles *you do the rest*

Epic:no its now 9 minutes idiot

toodles:you're no fun! *steals your year*

you: guys i got 10 minu- toodles:*push you*GUYS I GOT 1 HOUR rodger: don't worry here's the years *gives 1000 years* teagan:*gives 1000 years also*dandy:*doesn't care while working on the shop*brithney: here's the 100 years *gives 100 years*vee:*gives 10 years because doesn't believe a little* goob:*gives 10 hours* WOMP WOMP looey:*dont believe* connie:*don't believe after all* astro:*sleeping* you:but guys i got 10 m- dandy:*finally notice*10 years? give it to toodles *you do the rest*

I was gonna say 10 minutes but it’s technically 9 now.

dandy:wait a second you're not lying right?

you: guys i got 10 minu- toodles:*push you*GUYS I GOT 1 HOUR rodger: don't worry here's the years *gives 1000 years* teagan:*gives 1000 years also*dandy:*doesn't care while working on the shop*brithney: here's the 100 years *gives 100 years*vee:*gives 10 years because doesn't believe a little* goob:*gives 10 hours* WOMP WOMP looey:*dont believe* connie:*don't believe after all* astro:*sleeping* you:but guys i got 10 m- dandy:*finally notice*10 years? give it to toodles *you do the rest*

*pulls out a assault rifle* I said 10 minutes, u fuckin' deaf flower

dandy:OH HELL NAH YOU DON'T WANNA-

you: guys i got 10 minu- toodles:*push you*GUYS I GOT 1 HOUR rodger: don't worry here's the years *gives 1000 years* teagan:*gives 1000 years also*dandy:*doesn't care while working on the shop*brithney: here's the 100 years *gives 100 years*vee:*gives 10 years because doesn't believe a little* goob:*gives 10 hours* WOMP WOMP looey:*dont believe* connie:*don't believe after all* astro:*sleeping* you:but guys i got 10 m- dandy:*finally notice*10 years? give it to toodles *you do the rest*

*grabs minigun*I SAID 10 MINUTES YOU STUPID DEAF GAY RAINBOW FLOWERS BALD GUY

dandy:oh you think your tough huh? well let's see you can use that thing *he points at the gun*

you: guys i got 10 minu- toodles:*push you*GUYS I GOT 1 HOUR rodger: don't worry here's the years *gives 1000 years* teagan:*gives 1000 years also*dandy:*doesn't care while working on the shop*brithney: here's the 100 years *gives 100 years*vee:*gives 10 years because doesn't believe a little* goob:*gives 10 hours* WOMP WOMP looey:*dont believe* connie:*don't believe after all* astro:*sleeping* you:but guys i got 10 m- dandy:*finally notice*10 years? give it to toodles *you do the rest*

shut the fuck up dandy you have unlimited time and you never share you greedy little-fuck and your dying your hair rainbow beocuse your gay you dick sucking INSIGNIFENT FUCK

dandy: how dare you call me that? I'm the one who saved the world from the aliens, and you dare to call me a little f-?