Dw hate

C00lkidd: oh come on, I'm not gonna make fun of you. I promise.

Gagline: fine. But I'm not hugging you for long.

C00lkidd: ok, come here. *he opens his arms for a hug*

Gagline: *fake crying* Y/N hit me! Astro: why haven’t we fired her yet? Dandy: idk man, definitely not for the kids. Shrimpo: I HATE FAKE CRYING! Poppy: yall don’t make friends with this one 😭 Goob: no hugs for u! Boxten: legit singing not like us after this. Glisten: *throws a million pounds of makeup a5 her* even that won’t fix you! Vee: nah but like straight up why you built like a hollow bowling ball with shoe straps. Shelly: nah jit trippin 💀 sprout: WE PUT FOOD POISON WITH THIS ONE!

Tree: yes I'm a tree

what type of tree

*you are in the middle of a circle of people, all attacking you with weapons. Astro grabs a bat and swings it at you. You try to dodge, but you're too slow. The bat hits you in the stomach, knocking the wind out of you. You fall to the ground, and everyone continues to hit you*

OW

NO NO I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

Doctor: can you please explain to me what happened?

*y/n just shakes her head, too scared to speak*

Mom: she won't tell me either, but she's been acting really strange and I'm worried she might be sick.

pumpy: naaah jit tripping mate this dang girl thinks she the queen that's crazy everyone else: FR THO WHY SHE ACTING LIKE THIS SHIT

Gagline: IM NOT THE PROBLEM HERE! IM THE VICTIM! Astro: yeah right! You always cause trouble!

pumpy: yeah the victim of fast food vee was right but not right at the same time your bigger than a blowing ball probably like a fucking whale day um straight up you sound like SpongeBob square pants you can't even wear no square pants you need extra extra large circular pants god DAYUM looking like nicocado avocado daughter damn

Astro: he's the best pranker I know, but this is a little much. I mean, we could just put a bucket of water on the door, but killing someone is just too far.

blocky:hi guys for a prank I put water on the door is someone's opens the water spills on their head

Vee: that's a good prank! I think we should do it to her.