DW meets pick me?!

*The baby is now glowing green and breathing fire* FIRE BABY! *Roger panics* THE POO WAS RADIOACTIVE?!

*Dandy facepalms* 38 years?! *Lisa wails* I CAN'T POOP! *Shrimpo sighs* Astro, that's... actually impressive.

astro: I glued Lisa's butthole together.

*Everyone freezes* Lisa shrieks* MY BUTTHOLE! *She runs to the mirror* WHAT DID YOU DO?! *Dandy stares at astro* Babe. What.

astro:*throws a slice of cheese at dandy*

*Dandy catches it mid-air* Thanks! *He pops it in his mouth* Puberty's brutal though. *He chews thoughtfully* Remember when they were just pooping? Simple times.

*Teaga stomps in, hair messy* WHY IS MY KID GREEN?! *She glares at Roger* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

*Kayla grows wings and flys away*

*Everyone freezes, staring* Did she just... *Teaga's eyes widen* MY BABY CAN FLY?! *She rushes to the window*

astro: ... *blinks normally*

*Dandy: You BLINKED them NORMAL?! *grabs astro's face* Teaga: How are you DOING that?! Roger: *reviving* Did I miss something?!

astro:*pulls out a sheep from Dandys back pocket*

astro:her name is uh door.

*the sheep starts twerking on the table*

astro:I prefer the floor- EUGH*VOMITS COFFEE*

Tisha:*licks it up and runs back into the wall*

*Dandy looks up at astro, his face impossibly red* Dandy: I... was going to wait... but... *He opens the ring box with shaking hands* Astro, will you...

*The woman points at astro* Woman: He's threatening me! In... in monkey language! *She dials 911* Operator: 911, what's your emergency? *The woman waves her phone around* Woman: There's a foreign boy with a blanket and a black box on his chest and he's speaking monkey language and he threatened to kiss someone!