dw pick me

Emily: oh yeah? well what about 1000 times 1000?

your just adding more zeros😭🙏

Emily: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE!

Emily: well, you're just jealous of my beauty. I'm sure you've never even had a boyfriend.

BEAUTY?!?! Dang what should I feel bad for... you? Or your parents- thats why your parents abandoned you fuckass bitch they can't afford anything for you they can't even afford CHILD SUPPORT

Emily: w-what?! no they didn't! I have the perfect family, they love me and support me!

*next day*

*dandy is talking to the others* dandy: guys, i'm just saying, she was kinda a jerk...

spout: yeah, i agree. but what are we gonna do about it?

dandy: *idk what to put here but he gets cut off by the pick me* emily: hii!! my name is emily you all should worship me and who are those hotties?? *points at sprout, rodger and looey* sprout: nah im taken- rodger: same for me. looey: *pops his head with a pin* emily: eww who are those rats? *points at you toodles pebble, and teagan* (anywho, HAVE FUN!!!

molly: (secretly not astros sister also a pickme Emily's gf she has a purple blanket she's a pink lollipop tho there still siblings cuz there mom is a lollipop wears girl school uniforms she's cute all the boys love her includeing shrimpo) hi gf~

emily: hi baby!! *she smiles and kisses her on the cheek* i cant believe you are mine!! *she says with a squeaky voice*

emily: i guess he's dead then... *she looks at the other bodies and starts to walk away but she can't help but feel a little guilty*

speedy: *comes back to life* HE? IM A SHE

emily: oh my god you're alive?!

*rodger and sprout are blushing and looney is looking at you with a smirk*

spout: so who wants to carry her to the attic and lock her there?

dandy: um.. okay.. you do you.. *looks away and watches you*