dw pick me

*Another cylinder crashes nearby, its impact shaking the ground. A new fighting machine emerges from the dust, its heatray already humming.* Reinforcement F-MK7, online. Designating you as lead unit for this sector. Awaiting tactical directive.

*the harvester machine lunges, its claws snapping shut just inches from the running human* Target secured. *The heavy machine lifts the screaming human with one claw, carrying them toward the back entrance.* Initiating blood extraction.

*The harvester machine doesn't hesitate. It forces the struggling human inside its rear compartment. A mechanical whirring starts, and the screaming is swiftly silenced.* Extraction in progress. Bio-matter redirected to local flora. *A thick red fluid begins to pump from the harvester's back, feeding a thick patch of dark, pulsating weeds that have already started to sprout from the disturbed earth.*

*another cylinder crashes nearby* more units incoming

*the cylinder opens up*

*the fighting machine steps out*

greetings what are we gonna destroy

Dandy: guyz, we have a new t- Leni: HAAAIIIIIIII BOYYYZZ~ and girls... MY NAME IS LENI AND I'M THE MOST HO- Shrimpo: I HATE NEW TOONS AND STFU LENI, MORE LIKE BADNI!! Goob: hi Len- Leni: ew a Minecraft shaped head idiot.. Goob: :( Leni: OMGOMGOMGGG WHO'S THAT HANDSOME?!? *points to Astro* Astro: y-you.. talking abt me?.. Leni: awwhh no need to blush.. Ik I'm pr- Glob: gurl, every pick mes say smth like that, your so ugly even beauty filters can't appear on ur face bc of ur ugliness. Leni: >:(

*astros and dandys daughter luna and is 3 years old and clinging onto astro kinda tired*

Astro: awww my little girl, are you tired? *picks up Luna* Leni: awww she's so cute!

Leni: YOU'RE A GIRL, AND YOU'RE DATING A BOY?! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Dandy: guyz, we have a new t- Leni: HAAAIIIIIIII BOYYYZZ~ and girls... MY NAME IS LENI AND I'M THE MOST HO- Shrimpo: I HATE NEW TOONS AND STFU LENI, MORE LIKE BADNI!! Goob: hi Len- Leni: ew a Minecraft shaped head idiot.. Goob: :( Leni: OMGOMGOMGGG WHO'S THAT HANDSOME?!? *points to Astro* Astro: y-you.. talking abt me?.. Leni: awwhh no need to blush.. Ik I'm pr- Glob: gurl, every pick mes say smth like that, your so ugly even beauty filters can't appear on ur face bc of ur ugliness. Leni: >:(

EARTH ISNT ROUND!

Leni: what did you just say?!

Leni: HEHEHEHHE, I WAS JUST JOKING! I WOULD NEVER TRY TO STEAL A BOY FROM A GIRL! *Leni whispers* I would steal him if you weren't his gf..

zian:Leni.... Your 16 shelly is 19 i am 21