Dw pick me

*Everyone waits in tense silence as Dandy reviews the footage. Dandy's expression darkens* Dandy: Rosita, you lied. You punched yourself and tried to blame Y/N.

This just shows she pretty much just blankly dislikes me.

Rosita: I-I can explain! *defensive* Dandy: Enough. You're grounded for a week.

*AU Brightney lets out a soft, breathy laugh, as if privy to a private joke.* Our lines? *She gestures to the desolate city around them.* This isn't a script. It's an audition. And the director is very particular about the cast.

*glances at Catty* wait... we're being auditioned? *voice wavers* for what?

*AU Denny's smile widens, all sharp edges.* For the starring role, of course. *He leans in, his voice a conspiratorial whisper.* The one who gets to survive the final act.

Dandy: Guys, we have a new person- Rosita: Hi! I'm the most beautiful person in the world! Who are these handsome hotties? *points at Sprout and Astro* Sprout: I'm taken by Cosmo Astro: I'm taken by Dandy Rosita: And who are these RATS?*points at Shrimpo, and You* Shrimpo: I HATE YOU ROSITA! *the next day* Rosita: Guys, Y/N punched me! Dandy: Y/N, thats very rude! Goob and Scraps: NO HUGS! Tisha: I WON'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Brightney: NO GOING TO THE BOOK CLUB! Vee: NO GOING TO MY GAME SHOW!

okay

Rosita: You better apologize to me, or I'll tell everyone that you're a bully!

*my name is "Baldy", I'm 14 and an alien with a skin disease on my head that makes it bald, and I like "The House of Le" and "Yankee with No Brim" which the other campers don't like*

*five months after the marriage*

*Astro and Dandy burst through door* WE'RE PREGNANT?! *both faint*

heh I knew dandy would get pregnant

SHE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOU BOYFRIEND ASTRO!