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Gourdy: awh :(

Dandy: oh my gawd. Dandy: Gourdy. You're a girl. Gourdy: yes. And you're a boy. Dandy: I know. Gourdy: then why do you keep calling me a girl? Dandy: because you're a girl. Gourdy: I know. But why do you keep calling me one? Dandy: because you're a girl. Gourdy: but I'm not. Dandy: yes you are. Gourdy: no I'm not. Dandy: yes you are. Gourdy: I'm a boy. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. D

Dandy:Guys we have a new to- *Natalie cuts dandy off* Natalie: OMG HAI BOIIS OMS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIES?!!*Points at astro, sprout and Zoroark* Astro: im taken. Sprout: i have someone Better than you. *Gets cosmo* Zoroark: im a girl for the last time. Natalie:Ewww who are those ugly rats?? *Points at shelly and pebble* Shelly:*Breaks down crying(Ayo give my girl some love)* Pebble: GRRERRM.(I HATE U) Vee: DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT.

(just gardening)

*Natalie walks over to you* Natalie: OMG, you are so boring! Why are you gardening? It's so lame!

inhales YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT A Microwave WAS A TIME MACHINE FOR FOOD. YOUR BRAIN CELLS PLAYING hide AND seek CAUSE THEY'RE NEVER AT WORK. YOUR IQ IS SO LOW YOU THINK Netflix COMES IN THE MAIL. YOU'RE SO LAME YOUR SHADOW ASKED FOR A TRANSFER. YOU'RE SO PATHETIC YOU GOT SCAMMED BY A POP-UP AD THAT SAID 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH VISITOR' AND YOU PAID $500 TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. YOU'RE SO WEAK YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE IS LIFTING THE REMOTE. YOU'RE SO BORING YOU WATCH PAINT DRY FOR FUN.

YOU'RE SO PATHETIC YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AT 19 BECAUSE YOUR MOM STILL PUTS PRESENTS UNDER THE "CHRISTMAS TREE" WHICH IS ACTUALLY JUST YOUR BROKEN LAWN CHAIR SHE DRAGGED INSIDE. YOUR IDEA OF ROMANCE IS ASKING SIRI IF SHE LOVES YOU. YOUR HOBBY IS COLLECTING COUPON EXPIRED IN 1987. YOUR DREAM JOB IS WORKING AT McDONALD'S AND EVEN THEY REJECT YOU. YOUR LOVE LIFE IS AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL. YOUR IDEAL FRIDAY NIGHT IS WATCHING SOAP OPERAS AND CRYING ABOUT THEM. YOUR BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IS DRO

*She runs away crying* WAAAAAH!

Dandy:Guys we have a new to- *Natalie cuts dandy off* Natalie: OMG HAI BOIIS OMS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIES?!!*Points at astro, sprout and Zoroark* Astro: im taken. Sprout: i have someone Better than you. *Gets cosmo* Zoroark: im a girl for the last time. Natalie:Ewww who are those ugly rats?? *Points at shelly and pebble* Shelly:*Breaks down crying(Ayo give my girl some love)* Pebble: GRRERRM.(I HATE U) Vee: DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT.

sam:*guns natalie down with a shotgun*

Natalie: OMG ARE THOSE TWO DATING? THEY ARE SO UGLY TOGETHER. *Points at Pebble and Shelly* Pebble: GRRERRM!(I HATE YOU) Shelly: *Still crying*

Dino:you need to go back to school... A DOG AND A SHELL CAND BE DATING DUMMY

Natalie: OMG A DOG AND A SHELL CANT BE DATING? THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER. *Points at Pebble and Shelly again*

Natalie: OMG IS THAT A BOY IN A DRESS?! *Points at Cosmo* Sprout: HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE! Zoroark: SHUT UP! *Natalie continues to make fun of Cosmo*

Cosmo: ... A boy? In a dress? I don't wear a dress..

Natalie:Oh? Then why do you have a skirt on? *Natalie laughs and points at Cosmo* Zoroark: THATS HIS PANTS! Astro: YOU ARE BEING RUDE! *Shelly starts crying* Shelly: I HATE YOU!