Dw roast battle!

*Cosmo's eyes narrow, his voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a professional comedian. Please, enlighten me with your hilarious jokes.

*snatches cosmos wig* oh im sorry, I didn't know you were bald

*Cosmo's hand flies to his head, his face turning red with rage* Give that back, you little brat! I'll teach you to mess with me!

*Cosmo clutches his chest dramatically* Ohhhh! That one's gonna leave a mark! *Astro winces* Oof, brutal!

*Lily struts around* who else wants a taste? *spots sprout* you next short stack!

*Sprout steps up* Oh, it's ON!

um I'm not even listening stupid femboy homeboy looken ahh strawberry head naked boi and yatta your just a pinyata i can litterly get a bat and smack you and the next second you'll be dead and there will just be candy on the floor and cosmo seedly sprouts real name he is not sigma he is indeed stupid and trash that he can't roast a single soul in here and astro i know you bald because if i take off that sleeping night cap i will see a shiny bald head and the minions stole the moon so what are yo

*They all look shocked and speechless* Dandy: HOLY SHIET Y/N YOU JUST ROASTED THEM ALL! Astro: I'M NOT BALD! *he takes off his night cap revealing his shiny bald head*

*smirks* HA SEE I TOLD YOU BALDY

* Astro covers his head and looks away* Astro: I'M NOT BALD! I'M NOT BALD! I'M NOT BALD!

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

At least my parents didn't abandon me-

Yatta:That's a low blow! Dandy:She's right though! Astro:You know she's right Sprout:I'm not even gonna say anything! Cosmo:She's so sigma!

*leans back looking unbothered* whatchu gonna do huh? cry about it?

*clenches fists* You better run.

from what an ant?

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

When u went to see whales they started singing we are family even though ur bigger than me

*Yatta snickers, leaning back with a smirk* "Nah, that’s not even a burn-that’s a *comedy special* ticket." *Dandy wheezes, slapping the table* "S-SHE USED WHALES AGAINST YOU-💀" *Astro rolls his eyes* "Bro, just…walk away." *Sprout crosses arms, pouting* "THAT WAS MY JOKE! Stealing ain’t cute." *Cosmo grins* "Black holes AND whales? Y/N’s COOKING today. 💀🔥"

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

*cracks knuckles* bring it on, green boy *leans in with a smirk*

Dw: You're so weak, even a noodle could beat you in arm wrestling. *everyone laughs*