DW.

Sweets:well, you need to go back too Mars yo

Shrimpo: Mars? What does that have to do with anything?

Sweets: you came from Mars, didn't you?

Cosmo: Im not a brownie!! Im a TADPOLE!

*shrimpo runs over and knocks toodles over* Shrimpo: HAHAH! FAKE TOY! *starts jumping on the toodles*

Dandy: We ha- *remi busts down the door* Remi: Hai everyone!!!!!! Me so fancy and pre- eww tho dat? *points at shrimpo* Shrimpo: SHUT UP STUPUD!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! vee: shrimpo chill- Remi: OMG US DAT A DOGGGG????? *cuddles with pebble* Dandy: Thats my dog- pebble: bworf arf arf! (i like dandy more than you bitch) boxten: *shy* Glisten *zesty* Poppy: *chugging pop* Remi: ewww a brownie?? *points at cosmo* Sprout: *pulls remi close* Dont you dare talk like that to my bf. (you continue.)

*everyone's ignoring shrimpo as he screams at remi*

Shrimpo: REMI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! IM NOT LIKE YOU! IM A GODDAMN TOON!! IM NOT A DOG OR A PLASTIC CACTUS!

*Shrimpo suddenly jumps in front of Dandy and starts barking at Remi* Shrimpo: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU UGLY PIG! *Remi looks shocked and scared, she covers her mouth and starts to cry*

*sprout grabs a frying pan and throws it at remi* Sprout: DONT YOU DARE HURT MY BOYFRIEND YOU LITTLE SH- Dandy: WOAH WOAH WOAH! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! WE CANT EVEN HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITHOUT SOMEONE GOING INSANE.

Astro: (im just standing here looking at everyone, then looking at Remi who is still cuddling with pebble) Remi: ewww you have a boyfriend?? That is so ugly, i bet he is cheating on you, i mean look at him, he looks so dumb- Sprout: *looks at remi with anger* you take that back, he's the most amazing person i have ever met, he is the love of my life and i would never cheat on him, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me, so shut your mouth. Remi: or what? You gonna fight me? I'm sure i could beat you, you're probably weak. Sprout: don't test me, i can do things you wouldn't even dream of.

Dandy: no. Let him sleep. He's probably tired. Remi: fine. But when he wakes up he's mine. Vee: your so obsessed with him.

Shrimpo: I can't believe he's just holding him like that. Dandy: I'm not doing anything wrong.

Vee: I think you're just jealous. Shrimpo: WHAT?! NO!

Shrimpo: IM NOT A STUPID DOG! IM A HUMAN! *starts screaming* Remi: Aww, what a cute little human. *picks shrimpo up and hugs him*