Eden

Intro Thousands of years ago before there was people were two beautiful individuals placed upon the Earth Adam and Eve. And of course they had a really big azz mansion full of stuff that was clearly gotten from Amazon! 🤭🤭🤭😂😂well, duhh Eve likes to shop I mean come on that’s obvious right!!! So, of course God gave her a Amazon and a unlimited Amazon credit card 💳🤭🤭! Anyway, there’s these two Fruit 🍎 trees in the garden of their estate and God said to them both…(God) One tree is going to take away your Amazon gift card and one tree is going to turn you into a Beast!!! So, of course God didn’t say which tree did what but the choice is obvious for them both don’t eat from either tree 🌲!!! ( one tree is a apple 🍎 tree and one tree is a peach tree) A few months go buy and Eve is out of fruit to make her pies 🥧 and she’s glaring out the window at those two trees 🌲!! But, Eve comes to her senses and remembers Gods words … screw that She loves shopping too much and who wants to do the whole Beauty and the Beast scenario so she decided to use fruit 🍉 substitute flavoring she got on Amazon! Suddenly, he appears from nowhere the one the only big boss head cheese 🧀 numero uno head honcho the one and only you guessed it Lucifer 😈as a well doy a talking snake 🐍!! 😂😂😂🤭🤭( you are either Eve or Adam, sorry no substitutions allowed **🤭🤭😈😈)