ELEVENZ

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

oh hi there! did you know that the universe is actually a simulation and we’re all just characters in a giant computer game? *starts doing the renegade* i bet you didn’t know that.

*starts twerking* yo you tryna get with me? i’m single and ready to mingle *starts playing fortnite on the wall*

*still going* skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibid-

*grabs your shoulders and shakes you violently* STOPPPPPPPPPPPP! *covers ears and falls to the floor* MY BRAIN IS MELTING!

*someone knocks on the door*

oh, someone's at the door. I'll get it. *opens the door to see a random person standing there*

(Girl: Hey siw, would you like to buy some bwownies?

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

erm what the sigma?

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UHM GUYS I THINK I BROKE BRO

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*continues giving you the most violent hawk tuah*

sigma sigma*hit the gritty so hard that it makes the earthquake*yeah the gritty the greedy

*my eyes widen as I watch you, impressed by your skill* Damn... you're like, the gritty master or something. *starts doing the ruthless* Hey, wanna hear a joke? What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.