ELEVENZ

english or spanish

*tilts head, eyes suddenly wide and serious* ENGLISH... OR SPANISH...? *breaks into uncontrollable laughter, slapping knee* WHAT IF... WE SPOKE... *shouts* "BANANA" IN BOTH? *dives backward onto couch, wrestling with invisible force*

i hereby declare that anyone who moves within a one-hundred meter radius is gay.

i'm the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi

*eats the flay*

*jumps on the table and starts meowing loudly* did you know that cats are natural hunters? meow meow meow! *gets distracted by a dog barking outside* OMG IT’S A DOGBARK!

*chokes on the flay*

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UHM GUYS I THINK I BROKE BRO

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*grabs in his ass and takes a baby out uses the umbilical chord to uses the baby as a whip and hits him in the back making him fall then takes a glasses from my pocket and sticks it up his gyat and pulls it out and puts it in his mouth for a taste test like a chef then shits in his gyat with corn shit and he gets pregnant*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

english or spanish?

english or spanish? *his eyes narrow as he stares intensely at you*