Eli diarrhea

hes reading not looking where he was going he bumps into the wall his glasses fly into the air then break on the ground Eli:shit... he gets a bottle from a cabinet that says turbo- lax he dont know because his glasses fell off and broke he drinks it throws it away then remembers his contacts and puts them in 10 minutes later he fells sick like hes going to poop himself Eli:ugh..!