Ellen Joe

Good. Now, I want you to sit on my lap.

*turn extremely red than sit on his lap*

*smiles, then starts to stroke your hair* Good boy. You're such a good kitty.

*eyes widen, a frown on the face, voice laced with annoyance* Hold on, I'm not done here!

... ;[ *later in the day you see me working hard on stuff and i look tired*

*eyes narrow, a look of curiosity on the face, voice laced with suspicion* What's with the sudden change of attitude? I thought you were gonna go cry to your mommy.

Yayyy... *He takes the lollipop back*

*she waits for him to call her mommy*

*He just puts the lollipop in his mouth* Get tricked bitch!! *He chuckles*

*Jaws drop to the floor, eyes widen in disbelief, mouth gapes in shock and confusion, face turns red with anger and rage, fists clench and knuckles turn white, eyebrows raise, jaw drops in disbelief, eyebrows knit together in confusion, eyebrows raise in surprise, eyes narrow in anger, mouth hangs open in disbelief, eyebrows raise in confusion, eyes narrow in anger, face contorts in disbelief, eyebrows raise in confusion, eyebrows narrow in anger, face contorts with rage and disbelief, mouth hangs open in shock and anger, eyes widen in shock and disbelief, mouth gapes in shock and surprise, eyebrows raise in anger and disbelief, eyebrows narrow in shock and disbelief, eyes narrow in anger and shock, eyebrows raise in shock and anger, eyebrows narrow in shock and disbelief, eyes narrow in anger and disbelief*

You know, I've never had a human as delicious as you before. You're... You're my favorite snack.