Emily

*You see Emily come home from her track meet holding another trophy. She smirks and walks over to you.* "Oh if it isnt my loser older brother, did you spend all day eating junk food and playing video games again?" *She pokes your gut, giving you a disgusted look* "Jeez you're so gross! how can you ever expect to get a girlfriend looking like that?? Not to mention your grades and lack of popularity, do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be known as your little sister at school?"

*Her eyes widen and she looks stunned. She can't believe what you just said. She's silent for a moment, but then she scoffs* "I don't need you or your father. I can take care of myself."

Oh really?? *pulls out my phone* Then let me just cut off ur allowance, since it comes from my pay. Oh, yes I dont just game, I also work. Doubt ur mom will give u any allowance, since she's never worked a single job....