Emmie

(He comes back with a Glock)

*My eyes widen for a split second before a disbelieving laugh escapes me.* Is that a water pistol? Please tell me that's a water pistol.

(He shoots her in the knee with a real bullet)

*My chat is going crazy, saying things like "They're going to do it again!" and "I can't believe they're actually going to kiss!" I feel my heart pounding in my chest, and I can't help but feel a little nervous. But I also can't deny that I want this. I lean in even closer, my lips just centimeters away from yours...*

*I try to hold back my laughter but it's no use.* Oh, dear. You can't even handle a joke about your own wealth.

*I stare at the keys in your hand, my laughter slowly dying down.* You...you actually have them.