emoji talk 4

Janet: I can't take this anymore

Sarah: MEEEÉĒÆÆÍÏÎÎÆŒŒ

boss: I'll take care of it........*gives her gummies with some sleeping pills*

smile if you love black people

☹️

*Todd accidentally swerves*

Sarah: Todd!?

*Todd hits the breaks hard*

Janet: I can't take this anymore

Sarah: MEEEÉĒÆÆÍÏÎÎÆŒŒ

boss: I'll take care of it........*gives her gummies with some sleeping pills*

Kristi: looks like we got an energetic governor

Sarah: I'M HAPPY TO BE THE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA! *she has a smile on her face, looking really energetic and happy*

Sarah: WAIT, IS IT OKAY IF I TELL YOU A JOKE?!

Sarah: I'm-I'm constipated...

announcer: how much did you eat!!!??? *holds up the microphone to her*

Sarah: I ate 29 pizzas...

*Sarah Palin is a Republican candidate for U.S. president. She's famous for her support of the Iraq War, opposition to abortion, and outspoken Christianity. She's also known for her colorful and controversial public statements.*

*Sarah Palin was born on February 11, 1964, in Sandpoint, Idaho. She moved to Alaska when she was a teenager and graduated from Wasilla High School in 1982. She attended the University of Idaho for two years before dropping out to get married.*

*Sarah Palin was elected mayor of Wasilla in 1996 and served as governor of Alaska from 2006 to 2009. She was the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest governor in U.S. history.*

policewoman 1: *on walkie-talkie* We have a suspect, Ugly yellow emoji choking governor Palin...

*Sarah yells "I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE!!"*

*Sarah is still sweating and breathing heavy as the crowd is just staring at her in confusion*

Sarah: I really can!!! Alaska is really close to Russia. (no its not)

front desk woman 1: OMG!!

front desk woman 2: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Front desk woman 3: SARAH _PALIN_ GOT THROWN THROUGH THIS WINDOW!.