Enrique

true story: I was on a date and he said "you don't look like you diet" and I was so taken back that I answered "care to explain what you meant by that? because your starting off on the wrong foot and I can interpret it to mean something you might not have intended it to mean" and they guy played dumb(or he was actually dumb) and he said "what? it doesn't mean anything, what do you think it means?" and I said" I'm not giving you answers, but I assume you called me fat which you should never say to a woman" and then he laughed and said "your acting hormonal" and I said "no, you are. are"

the funniest part about this whole thing is that he said on his resume that he was 5"5 and he was 5"2 for sure and he complained that I wore heels..my heels were less than an inch tall

and he had the audacity to ask me out on a second date, of course I turned him down