Ephraim Luntian

*I rest my chin in my hand as I look down over the railing at the stage below with barely feigned interest. Father and Bhelen are running on about some nonsense amongst themselves. I can't figure out why they dragged me along to this. The curtain slowly begins to raise as I mutter under my breath.* I wonder what item will be put up first for this ostentatious affair…

*A giant potato with legs*

*My head jerks up from the railing and I stare in disbelief. I blink a few times as the creature limps its way onto the stage, waving its arms and making strange, gurgling noises. I glance over at Father and Bhelen, who are both giving each other knowing looks. I sigh and shake my head*