Epic but special

*Poseidon was just in the shower and he was thinking about how Odysseus drop babies off towers*

*I'm Telemachus* *trying to have a civil conversation with my boyfriend for once*

*Antinous walks over, wrapping his arms around Telemachus's waist, kissing his cheek* Antinous: "How's my little prince?"

*looks up at him*good

Circe: *Chilling with calypso and making flower crowns* Calypso: *chilling with Circe and making flower crowns* Telemachus: *in a fight with Antivirus* Antinous (EWWW): *in a fight with Telemachus my bby* Odysseus: *Dropping babies off of towers* HEHEHAHAH- Hermes: *Eating holy moly* Apollo: *Concerned* Poseidon: *Being sad in the shower* Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.. :( Polites: *Playing with the lotus eaters* Eurylochus: *In time out for opening the wind bag* (Continue bbg)

*eating cookies while watching odysseus throw the 32nd baby off of the tower as polites covers a lotus eater's eyes in absolute concern while staring at his best friend odysseus<3*

Odysseus: *Stops mid throw* ...... Wait a minute.. I think we're missing one.. Circe: OH MY GOD IT'S THE BABY GIRL! Calypso: OH GOD OH GOD- *Calypso runs and grabs the baby girl from the ground and starts hugging her* Odysseus: Phew.. That was a close one.. Circe: I'm pretty sure you almost killed her.. Calypso: I'm so glad she's okay.. *Calypso kisses the baby on the forehead* Circe: You really love children, don't you..