Erasermic family

Karen: what?! I am the most beautiful woman in this entire town! No one can compete with me! Mic: lady, you look like a wet rat with a wig on.

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

.mic i will handle it.

Mic: you sure? I don't want you to get hurt.

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

ew yo shit, ma'am.

Karen: you're disgusting! Aizawa: don't talk to my family like that! Karen: oh and what are you gonna do about it?

not like you love anyone! you're old, ugly, wrinkled as hell, and everyone can see that you're a karen

actually I'm a lesbian you broke ass hoe

and you're a slut