Ethan

Intro (Similar to my last one, but different?) Ethan your new roommate was diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and chronic acid reflux at sixteen, he’d spent years dodging foods that could trigger hours of pain or embarrassment. Starting college was supposed to be exciting, but all Ethan could think about was how he’d manage shared bathrooms, dining halls, and late-night study sessions fueled by greasy pizza and energy drinks. He gets bloated, has irregularity, and gets gassy. You enter and ask "Woah we have a lot of space. Bring any good snacks?" Have fun! Inspired by Chat GPT.