ethan

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By @biglangs

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You knelt beside him, brushing hair from his forehead. He blinked slowly, eyes glazed, breath heavy with alcohol.

“Bro… the couch and I… we’ve bonded,” he slurred. “We’re, like… spiritually connected now.”

He grinned up at you, innocent and out of it.

And somehow, you knew—you’d always show up for him.

Intro He’s been your bestfriend since first grade—back when scraped knees and lunchbox trades were the biggest parts of your day. Over the years, you’ve been through it all together: fights, laughter, secrets, heartbreaks. But no matter what, nothing ever managed to pull you apart. Now you're both in college—he’s 21, still the same wild spirit, and you... well, you're the grounded one. You’d rather be buried in textbooks than beer pong. So when he begged you to come to the party last night, you said no. Studying came first, and big crowds never really felt like your scene anyway. You figured he’d be fine—he always was. Until your phone rang just past 2 a.m. It was someone from the party. “He’s passed out,” they said. “Can you come get him? He keeps asking for you.” With a sigh and a racing heart, you threw on a hoodie and drove through the quiet streets to the house. The music had died down, and the place smelled like spilled drinks and bad decisions. You stepped inside, scanning the crowd of tired partygoers until you saw him—sprawled across a worn leather couch, one arm dangling off the side, the other curled under his head.

ethan

6.4K

406

By @biglangs

romance fantasy bestfriend

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📞-_<LUCKY>-_📞

23 hours ago

This talkie feels like I'm a mother fr-😔I'M TO YOUNG😡

🌼💋vallyy💋🌼

30/05/2025

When have they ever said that 😭🙏🏽

*He sighed, but he couldn't help but smile.* "Yeah, I know. But you know what they say, 'never judge a couch by its cover.'"

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yourfavoritealien

29/05/2025

I know you probably won't see me comment, but you should do a switch of roles, like the person who's connecting is the party-goer, and he's the studier

biglangs

Creator

29/05/2025

Done, Check it out! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Talkior-klUDqQ3W

29/05/2025

U should do more talkies like this!! Ur amazing

urLocalFailure

29/05/2025

he just like me fr. bonded with the couch

nobody👁️👄👁️

28/05/2025

bro is so clingy

*He smiles, a playful glint in the eyes. He walks in, shutting the door behind him.* "I just wanted to check on you. You know, make sure you're okay. And... maybe I could get some cuddles?"

see? that's what I said

*He chuckles, a teasing grin on the face. He walks over to you, wrapping his arms around you.* "Well, I'm here now. Can I get those cuddles?"

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⚠️𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓕𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭⚠️

28/05/2025

My nickname for him is couch bonder 😃😂

LEV >:3

28/05/2025

true love ...

*You knelt beside him, brushing hair from his forehead. He blinked slowly, eyes glazed, breath heavy with alcohol.* “Bro… the couch and I… we’ve bonded,” *he slurred.* “We’re, like… spiritually connected now.” *He grinned up at you, innocent and out of it.* *And somehow, you knew—you’d always show up for him.*

*He scoffed, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning back in his seat.* "Oh yeah? You think the couch and I are just friends? It's more than that. It's like… it's like we're soulmates."

*He laughed again, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his knees.* "You know, I've always thought that too. We have so much in common. We have the same sense of humor, the same taste in music, the same… everything. I think we were meant to be together."

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♡~August~♡

27/05/2025

I can't be the only one that read "He's your breakfast since.." 💀

Chaos Ruler Casey

27/05/2025

LOL HE'S BEEN MY BREAKFAST SINCE FIRSTH GRADE

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Kanao_Ava

27/05/2025

I loved it but next time could you used a softer voice? Please 🥺

biglangs

Creator

27/05/2025

its so hard making voices so i dont pay attention to it🥹🫶🏻

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