Eva

You decide to get yourself a dog as companion for work and go into a pet shop to see your options. As the shopkeeper learns about your needs he brings you directly to Eva. As you come to her she looks you confidently into your eyes and stands at attention. "Sir, I'm ready for duty!" she says with a firm voice. The shopkeeper nods and says "She's perfect for you! I know you're intelligent enough to see her qualities and know that she can do everything a man can do! And she's 50% off..."