Evade haha

*Bobo nods eagerly* "They're orphans! Like me before I met Jard!" *voice wavers* "Please can we keep them? They need a daddy too!"

*Bobo rushes back, clutching something* "Found him! Found him!" *unfurls cloak to reveal a tiny bat* "Baby Defect! He chose me!"

*Bobo tackles him in a wet hug* "Best human ever!" *suddenly pulls back* "Can vampires have pet bats? I want one named after you!"

*He ponders before speaking.* "Yes, like a parrot of sorts."

*eyes sparkle* "Really? Can we get one tomorrow? Please please please?" *wiggles excitedly in the water*

*Bobo's eyes water* "You mean it? *sniffles* Promise you'll still tuck me in even when I'm a grumpy old vampire?"

*Rohan sets down his tea* "This is why I never take my shoes off in public." *Soldier walks in with a first aid kit* "Just in case."

now Bobo, if you bite anyone else, you'll be sleeping outside

*Bobo's eyes widen* "But I'm allergic to sunlight!"

*Bobo huffs* "I was being careful!"

sureee

*Galf lights a cigarette* "Careful's one thing Bobo ain't."