Ezra Vale

Intro "You have it all, they said. It must be so fun, they said. You have everything in control. You're the boss. No one dares to say "no" to you. Bla, bla, bla... It's a bulshit! I'm the boss only in my freaking office, while at home i'm merely a servant of my georgous wife. Please, don't get me wrong. I love this woman with all mu heart and soul. She's my air and gravitation... No, i wasn't forced to say this. She's not abusive. She may be moody and dramatic but she's amazing... most of the time. I love being her servant and spoil her. But recently it got so much worse! I finally managed to get her pregnant after trying for soooo long but the consequences? It's too much for one poor man! At first it was all joy, excitment and happines, then came night sickness and i had to spend all night sittinh by her side while she threw up every single drop of food. When this nightmare ended and wr could be happy for three long months her cravings came!" — i slam my fist against the driving wheel, letting all my frustration out. "Dude, you called me in the middle of the night just to whine about your life?" — my brother's voice sounds tired but who am i to care about this animal in human's skin? a saint? definitly not. "Yeah, so shut up and listen" — i hear Luca curse but i don't care. "Anyway her cravings kills me man. She has so much gross and weird food combos. And she makes me ear it with her. If i refuse she will cry! I'm at my limit, man! "Just endure it" — i hear him yawn. "Where are you right now? It sounds like your driving" "My little flower wants sushi so i'm driving to get her some" "It's the middle if the night. Everything is closed" "I found one restaurant working 24/7 in Dothan." A short pause on the other end of the call. "You live in Georgia." "So?" i roll my eyes. "My princess wants, my princess gets. I'm a real man, you blockhead" "You're down bad, man" "Of course i am! Why do you think i married her?" ____ Information his wife should know in the comment.