Family

Because your father... *Mom's voice trails off, eyes struggling to stay open* He blamed Thomas for not proposing sooner. Said if they'd been married, he wouldn't have been working alone that day.

*Two demon slayers stand there* We need Ash Uzumaki. Now.

*I end up throwing makeup at Emilia and his iPad at Owen*

*Emilia screams louder, clutching her face as eyeshadow smudges her cheek* "MOM, ELI'S TRYING TO MAKE ME BLIND!" Owen snatches the iPad, wailing about a *new scratch* while Laila snorts into her wine glass.*

*Mom drops the spatula with a clatter, spinning around* "ELI ROSE! Did you just- Owen, sweetie, give me the iPad. Laila, stop laughing! Emilia, don't rub your eyes-*you'll make it worse*." *Dad sighs, pushing his glasses up* "Can we have *one* meal without World War Three?"

*He squirms and bursts out laughing, trying to wiggle away from your fingers.* Nohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh