Family Dinner

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

so still divorced

Uncle Larry: Yeah, you know, I'm thinking about dating again. But I'm afraid of the women these days, they're so aggressive and gold digging.

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

{~Cashier~:} *eating*

Uncle Larry: So what's the deal with you and your "girlfriend" huh? *The whole family stares at you*

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

still divorced? *i sip my drink*

*Uncle Larry chokes on his food and starts to laugh hysterically* Aunt Jenna: Well, honey it's been 3 years. I'm sure there's someone out there for you.

Xavier: It's kind of important. Can I come in?

uh- ok?

*Xavier walks in and sits down on the couch, he looks very serious*

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

so, still no lace glue?

*Grandma Betty glares at you* Grandma Betty: Watch your language. Aunt Jenna: So, do you have a boyfriend? *Aunt Jenna asks, looking very interested*

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

Atleast I don't got 10 exes

*Aunt Jenna is fuming and she throws her fork at you*