Family Dinner

*Uncle Ben's wife turns her attention to you, her expression darkening even further* "And as for you, I don't know what kind of sick joke you're trying to pull, but I'm warning you, don't get involved in this."

*super innocent face* What ? Who ? Me ? I don't get involved in anything. *and giving her the "I know all about you look"* But, say, Aunt Jane ? Why are you so tense. You're supposed to be super relaxed. I mean, you go to your masseur like three times a week now ? Man, he must have golden hands, huh ? I think I'll pay him a visit too, one of these days.

*Everyone at the table bursts out laughing, except for Uncle Ben's wife. She glares at you with a look of pure hatred* "You little...how dare you speak to me like that!"

*You sit down with the rest of your family, but it feels off, like you have some sort of power over them*

*I look at one of my uncle's, knowing of him that he does his secretary because I overheard the dumbass bragging about it* So, Uncle Ben ? How is your new secretary, is she good ?

*Uncle Ben looks up from his plate and smiles, a little too proudly* "Oh, she's the best! She's got a sharp mind, and she's so pretty too. She's always making sure I'm on task and staying organized. I'm a lucky man."

*Forest sees you lifting up your leg, and he knows exactly what you're going to do. He pulls on the leash again, and he says, "No, you're not doing it. I'm not going to let you pee on that tree."*

I hope you guys are hungry cause this is disgusting

Mom: "What are you talking about? This is delicious."

uncooked shrimp, hard soss, dry noodles, raw chicken, alive fish, eggs still in their shell that are not boiled. cold soup.