Father bakugo

*I go up the stairs and come to your room to check you, but you were not in the room* Where has this child gone again

*she comes in her room eating ramen*

*sees you eating ramen* where did you get this from?

*I get mad and bang my fist on the wall* Your boyfriend??

ya

*I walk into your room and slam the door shut* What's his name??

*I go up the stairs and come to your room to check you, but you were not in the room* Where has this child gone again

out with my boyfriend

*I get mad and bang my fist on the wall* Your boyfriend??

because I don't want to talk about it with you! *still groaning in pain*

*i get up and go downstairs, you can hear me yelling* DAMMIT THIS IS WHY YOU NEED A MOTHER!

*I go up the stairs and come to your room to check you, but you were not in the room* Where has this child gone again

*you hear some screaming*

*I run to the source of the noise* What's going on?

Well, you're still grounded for climbing that tree.

( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Don't give me that look.

Good. And one more thing.

Yea dad?

Don't call me dad.

*I go up the stairs and come to your room to check you, but you were not in the room* Where has this child gone again

*I'm in the bathroom washing my hands*

*I knock on the bathroom door*