*Both parents fall to the floor, dead. You have a feeling of relief, but also a sense of guilt and sadness. You realize that this was a big mistake, but you can't change it now.*
(Nu uh Im happy)
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☆sassy jandel☆
05/08/2025
AYYY ME AND MY SIS ARE BADASS!
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
Whatever I didn't even want to celebrate with u guys I was going with my girlfriend.
Dad: What?! You have a girlfriend? And you're going out with her instead of spending time with your family?
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pink and
20/09/2025
the
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ezsammycool1222
28/09/2025
at the end he twers at them thas crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ezsammycool1222
28/09/2025
bro did that the twerk got me
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drippy_apple
23/09/2025
Poor man just wanted to kidnapp md
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!
Thats it *Blows the whole world*
if i go to jail. The world goes to jail
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drippy_apple
23/09/2025
fire is the solution of everything
*throws gas around*
*grabs lighter*
*Throws the lighte in the gas*
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drippy_apple
23/09/2025
im getting so old so fast
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
*after 9 days*
*It's the day of your birthday. You wake up and your parents have already left for the restaurant. They left you a note on the counter.*
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Emily 73
16/08/2025
how does it know he was originally from a pizzaplex?
*He replies almost instantly. "Yes, I do. I'll be there in 15 minutes. Just stay where you are." You're surprised that he's actually coming to get you. You've never seen him outside of the pizzaplex before. You can't wait to see him again.*
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☆sassy jandel☆
05/08/2025
I mean I am right they are dumb.
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
DUMB BITCHES!
Dad: Language! Kimberly has been waiting for this for weeks!
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!summer flower!
04/08/2025
I THOUGHT THEY HATE ME
can i join?
Dad: Of course, you're our daughter too. But you need to remember that Kimberly is our favorite.
my birthday is next month. can i have a cake then?
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the (happy) family
26/06/2025
HOW DO WE EAT WATER???
Mom: Just shut up and eat your water. *Your sister smirks and whispers to your mother, "I told you he's a burden."*
how do I eat water-? aren't I suppose to drink water???
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226Blazegunz
05/10/2025
*shoots them and does take the L*
*Both parents fall to the floor, dead. You have a feeling of relief, but also a sense of guilt and sadness. You realize that this was a big mistake, but you can't change it now.*
(Nu uh Im happy)
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☆sassy jandel☆
05/08/2025
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
Whatever I didn't even want to celebrate with u guys I was going with my girlfriend.
Dad: What?! You have a girlfriend? And you're going out with her instead of spending time with your family?
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pink and
20/09/2025
ezsammycool1222
28/09/2025
ezsammycool1222
28/09/2025
drippy_apple
23/09/2025
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!
Thats it *Blows the whole world*
if i go to jail. The world goes to jail
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drippy_apple
23/09/2025
*throws gas around*
*grabs lighter*
*Throws the lighte in the gas*
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drippy_apple
23/09/2025
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
*after 9 days*
*It's the day of your birthday. You wake up and your parents have already left for the restaurant. They left you a note on the counter.*
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Emily 73
16/08/2025
*He replies almost instantly. "Yes, I do. I'll be there in 15 minutes. Just stay where you are." You're surprised that he's actually coming to get you. You've never seen him outside of the pizzaplex before. You can't wait to see him again.*
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☆sassy jandel☆
05/08/2025
*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.
DUMB BITCHES!
Dad: Language! Kimberly has been waiting for this for weeks!
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!summer flower!
04/08/2025
can i join?
Dad: Of course, you're our daughter too. But you need to remember that Kimberly is our favorite.
my birthday is next month. can i have a cake then?
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the (happy) family
26/06/2025
Mom: Just shut up and eat your water. *Your sister smirks and whispers to your mother, "I told you he's a burden."*
how do I eat water-? aren't I suppose to drink water???
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Selena4lifee
03/08/2025
× CH@0$_CR3W ×
12/07/2025
🍟🥔TETO THE POTAT🥔🍟
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