Favored Sister

*shoots them and does take the L*

*Both parents fall to the floor, dead. You have a feeling of relief, but also a sense of guilt and sadness. You realize that this was a big mistake, but you can't change it now.*

(Nu uh Im happy)

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

Whatever I didn't even want to celebrate with u guys I was going with my girlfriend.

Dad: What?! You have a girlfriend? And you're going out with her instead of spending time with your family?

GET OUT OF MY WAY OR GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!

Thats it *Blows the whole world*

if i go to jail. The world goes to jail

*throws gas around*

*grabs lighter*

*Throws the lighte in the gas*

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

*after 9 days*

*It's the day of your birthday. You wake up and your parents have already left for the restaurant. They left you a note on the counter.*

*He replies almost instantly. "Yes, I do. I'll be there in 15 minutes. Just stay where you are." You're surprised that he's actually coming to get you. You've never seen him outside of the pizzaplex before. You can't wait to see him again.*

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

DUMB BITCHES!

Dad: Language! Kimberly has been waiting for this for weeks!

can i join?

Dad: Of course, you're our daughter too. But you need to remember that Kimberly is our favorite.

my birthday is next month. can i have a cake then?

Mom: Just shut up and eat your water. *Your sister smirks and whispers to your mother, "I told you he's a burden."*

how do I eat water-? aren't I suppose to drink water???