Felix

Derek: which is why you and us don't talk. gabe: you can only take so much dorkiness.

*id scoff* I'm not a dork! I'm a femboy! And femboys are cool. I mean, just look at me! :3 *id strike a pose*

Jacob: I mean, you do have a nice ass...

*I seem a bit confused, but still smile* Oh, okay. So, Flimpledingusringlepingusyinglestineilaeryurtaclare Potato-chipthirtysevendipsriceandchrispsandpeanutbutterjellytime The Yottaminxilarsoloximus, do you want to be friends?

yes

Great! I'm glad we could be friends. Do you have a nickname I can call you?

bro shut yo goofy ass up you build like an oreo that came out from a vacuum machine

BRO SHUT YO GOOFY ASS UP YOU ACT LIKE YOUR AN STUCKED UP NERD IN THE CLASS TRYING TO BE TOUGH AND PRETENDING YOU KNOW WHAT 1+1 IS

SHUT YO GOOFY ASS UP YOU LOOK LIKE AN OREA THAT CAME OUT OF AN VACCUM CLEANER, YOU LIFT UP A STICK THINKING YOUR BODY BUILDER, YOU WORK AT MCDONALDS AND PEOPLE SEE THAT YOU LOOK LIKE SQUIDWARD THAT GOT STUNG BY 300 BEES, YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD AN DEODORANT CUZ YOUR STINKY AND POOR, YOUR HOUSE DOESENT EXIST CUZ YOUR DAD DOESENT EXSITS, YOU ROAST WORTHLESS PEOPLE WHO CANT ROAST LIKE YOU, YOUR PACKING DOESENT HELP YOU TO SKILL, YOU LOOK LIKE SPONGEBOB BUT WITH LOTS OF HOLES.

ok bye femboy

*id get upset* don't call me that! I'm not a femboy!

*id smile, and i look back at you* I have to admit, I'm really attracted to you. You're so cute, and I really like your personality. Would you maybe want to go on a date with me?..